Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I Am A Soap Ho

My name is Lisa, and I have a confession: I am a soap ho. I have fallen irrevocably, completely, and irretrievably into soap hodom and I have no desire to kick my addiction. The smell of caustic pudding sends me into ecstasies of anticipation, for God's sake! I fear there is no hope.

My friend, Danni (who is hooked through the bag by this habit but she seems able to function otherwise) is a stinky dancer, but a great soaper...she's also an enabler, as evidenced by her constant feeding of my cravings to know more, more, MORE.

I can't get enough...I will frequently be posting everything I can find related to soaping on the days that I can't soap myself....just so I don't get a bad case of the DT's......I am also a closet soap porn viewer. I have no shame left.

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